I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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