well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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