so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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