I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she pinky promised me she was 18
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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