love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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