What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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