I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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