But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just cropdusted the office
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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