It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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