so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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