Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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