you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize