Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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