I wanna bring you to show and tell
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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