she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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