I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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