I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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