Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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