a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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