ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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