ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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