so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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