is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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