He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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