I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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