I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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