just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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