how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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