what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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