Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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