Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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