What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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