I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my shit smells like andre
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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