I need help removing her.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
