if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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