Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I have aggressive nipples.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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