HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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