He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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You. Win. At. Life.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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