I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Who died my cat blue again?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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