do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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