Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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