Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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