was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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