Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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