where am i from again
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
