didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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