So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
True college students do jello shots in the library
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