Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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