just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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