My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she peed on how many people?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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