You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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