Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He kissed a someone with a penis
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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