Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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