Kareoke will never be a sober sport
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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