i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
be right there i have to get my cape
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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